Tumblr (3.0; @colinflower)http://colinflower.tumblr.com/<h1>Business Culture</h1> <p><iframe frameborder="0" height="531" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/36154838?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0&amp;autoplay=0" width="937"></iframe></p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/16982963210http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/16982963210Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:33:00 -0700video haiku<p><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/KWulx1cse/ftw.png"/></p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/15044128026http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/15044128026Fri, 30 Dec 2011 14:25:02 -0700<p><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/nc8lx16wv/dinosaurs.gif"/></p> <h1>Market-able</h1> <p>I know what I want<br/>&#8230;but it involves dinosaurs.<br/>I&#8217;m told they&#8217;re extinct.</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/15037899585http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/15037899585Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:18:02 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4mi5eZnO1qz9m4qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dallasclayton.com/post/13212352438/a-year-ago-i-released-a-kids-book-about-all-the" class="tumblr_blog">dallasclayton</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A year ago I released <a href="http://veryawesomeworld.com/awesomebookofthanks/inside.html">a kids book about all the things I’m thankful for</a>. While this was in no way an attempt at making a “Thanksgiving book” if what I’ve written can play some small part in using this time of the year to encourage kids to be a little less shopping oriented and a little more being-thankful-for-all-the-simple-things-that-make-humanity-great oriented, I’m stoked. That said, feel free to not purchase this book on Black Friday, and instead <a href="http://veryawesomeworld.com/awesomebookofthanks/inside.html">read it here for free online</a> . The page turning might not feel the same, but the sentiment still stands “Thanks to you all !”  - Love, Dallas</p></blockquote> <p>Happy thanksgiving</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/13261687027http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/13261687027Thu, 24 Nov 2011 11:45:36 -0700<p><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/1G5lv181q/helvetica_blog.jpg"/></p> <h1>Inside Jokes</h1> <p>Jokes are funnier<br/>if you can laugh with people<br/>at other people.</p> <h4>download the hilarious image above as wallpaper for your designy gadgets: <a href="http://colinpinegar.com/images/blog/downloads/screensavers/neue_neue/iphone.jpg">iphone</a>, <a href="http://colinpinegar.com/images/blog/downloads/screensavers/neue_neue/ipad.jpg">ipad</a>, <a href="http://colinpinegar.com/images/blog/downloads/screensavers/neue_neue/1280x800.jpg">1280 x 800</a>, <a href="http://colinpinegar.com/images/blog/downloads/screensavers/neue_neue/1680x1050.jpg">1680 x 1050</a>, <a href="http://colinpinegar.com/images/blog/downloads/screensavers/neue_neue/1920x1200.jpg">1920 x 1200</a>, <a href="http://colinpinegar.com/images/blog/downloads/screensavers/neue_neue/2560x1440.jpg">2560 x 1440</a>, <a href="http://colinpinegar.com/images/blog/downloads/screensavers/neue_neue/all.zip">all sizes</a></h4>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/13131099945http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/13131099945Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:32:00 -0700<p><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/QbJlv0to7/podium.gif"/></p> <h1>Le Game</h1> <p>&#8220;A competition&#8221;<br/>is a useful description<br/>for everything.</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/13115986709http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/13115986709Mon, 21 Nov 2011 10:34:22 -0700<p><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/maSlui96q/new_punks.gif"/></p> <h1>What My Mom was Afraid of</h1> <p>fashion first, bleached hair,<br/>mohawks, chains, metal teeth, sex,<br/>mindless behavior</p> <h1>What My Mom Didn&#8217;t Understand</h1> <p>fast, sloppy, sweaty,<br/>t-shirts, jeans, (but hairy heads)<br/>reason, rebellion.</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/12645377708http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/12645377708Fri, 11 Nov 2011 09:53:09 -0700<p><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/5mylnn5ar/colinandvic.gif"/></p> <h1>(4/23) Misnomer?</h1> <p>Which one sounds better?<br/>&#8220;Colin &amp; Victoria&#8221;<br/>&#8220;Colin &amp; Lauren&#8221; </p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/7112098958http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/7112098958Fri, 01 Jul 2011 00:14:00 -0600<p><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/fQglnl6n1/black_flag.gif" width="930" height="733"/></p> <h1>(3/23) Salad Days</h1> <p>We went and worshipped.<br/>And we drove and we discussed<br/>prior religions. </p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/7073819453http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/7073819453Thu, 30 Jun 2011 00:05:00 -0600<p><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/LeZlnjhav/darkylo.jpg"/></p> <h1>(2/23) Raccoon Girl</h1> <p>&#8220;You&#8217;re only as hot<br/>as you are with two black eyes.&#8221;<br/>(Few test this theory.)</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/7037767959http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/7037767959Wed, 29 Jun 2011 00:43:00 -0600<p><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/Uy4lnhor1/booty-shake.gif" width="930" height="930"/></p> <h1>(1/23) First Sight</h1> <p>I leave &#8220;droppin&#8217; it&#8221;.<br/>So that &#8220;us&#8221; comes full circle<br/>If I die at work.</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/7004894946http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/7004894946Tue, 28 Jun 2011 01:30:00 -0600<p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin"><img height="699" width="930" src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/Ab8lmdkzd/drwn.png"/></a></strong></p> <h1>Drwnsm</h1> <p>Will our heirs be born<br/>with short, ultra-slender <a href="http://www.lgtexter.com/index.php">thumbs?</a><br/>and without vowels?</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/6250626883http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/6250626883Mon, 06 Jun 2011 09:44:00 -0600<p><a href="http://www.kw-berlin.de/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=article&amp;id=511%3Acyprien-gaillard&amp;catid=20%3Aarchiv&amp;Itemid=203&amp;lang=en"><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/TSrlm3h7f/gaillard.gif" width="930" height="606"/></a></p> <h1><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_sum"><a href="http://www.zero-sums.com">www.zero-sums.com</a></a></h1> <p>&#8220;Slaughter to create<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agricultural_subsidy">.</a>&#8221;<br/>&#8220;Distress to revitalize<a href="http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/sir_ken_robinson_bring_on_the_revolution.html">.</a>&#8221;<br/>&#8220;Destroy to preserve<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/24/arts/design/cronocaos-by-rem-koolhaas-at-the-new-museum.html?_r=1">.</a>&#8221;</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/6071883749http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/6071883749Wed, 01 Jun 2011 08:00:00 -0600<p><strong><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/5pdlm3fp7/retrodetergents.jpeg" width="930" height="729"/></strong></p> <h1>The Good Ole Days™</h1> <p>Need to &#8220;simplify©?&#8221;<br/>Sure, you <em>could</em> change your lifestyle,<br/><em>or</em> just get some Tide®!</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/6062053886http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/6062053886Tue, 31 May 2011 22:16:00 -0600<p><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/V7ylltt4p/screen_shot_2011-05-26_at_5.26.29_pm.png"/></p> <h1>User Testing</h1> <p>Here, something brand new.<br/>Do they know how to use it? <br/>Then it isn&#8217;t good.</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5879598625http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5879598625Thu, 26 May 2011 17:27:00 -0600<p><img align="middle" src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/zXglltrtk/screen_shot_2011-05-26_at_4.58.02_pm.png" width="960" height="682"/></p> <h1>The Adman Can</h1> <p>♪ Who can take rainbows?<br/>And wrap them in a picture<br/>that sells breast implants? ♫</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5878674147http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5878674147Thu, 26 May 2011 17:00:00 -0600<p><strong><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/fdjllpult/brickandmortar.jpg" width="960" height="706"/></strong></p> <h1>Fab Marketing</h1> <p>Exclusive access!<br/>Exploiting all of your friends<br/>finally pays off. </p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5810309561http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5810309561Tue, 24 May 2011 15:20:00 -0600<p><img height="724" width="900" src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/5yIll75r2/colon-cancer-symptoms-similar-to-hemorrhoids.jpeg"/></p> <h1><span>Toohey</span></h1> <p>Dying parasite<br/>as always, blaming its host<br/>should ask, &#8220;did I live?&#8221;</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5779636188http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5779636188Mon, 23 May 2011 16:14:00 -0600<p><a href="http://mrgan.tumblr.com/post/3330188156/pixelfari"><img src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/fz3llf2iq/screen_shot_2011-05-18_at_6.23.09_pm.png" width="960" height="627"/></a></p> <h1>Podiums</h1> <p>Plaque with name/title<br/>Your very own, private room<br/>Eloquent jargon</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5622171445http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5622171445Wed, 18 May 2011 18:27:00 -0600<p><img height="628" width="960" src="http://static.tumblr.com/9lss1gb/2yPllcvdh/tschudistrasse_43_sus001.jpeg" align="middle"/></p> <h1>End Time</h1> <p>Racing the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon">Mayans</a>,<br/>those that have hated science<br/>put their faith in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_21,_2011#Rationale">math</a>.</p>http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5583558585http://colinflower.tumblr.com/post/5583558585Tue, 17 May 2011 14:12:00 -0600