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I know what I want…but it involves dinosaurs.I’m told they’re extinct.
Jokes are funnierif you can laugh with peopleat other people.
"A competition"is a useful descriptionfor everything.
fashion first, bleached hair,mohawks, chains, metal teeth, sex,mindless behavior
fast, sloppy, sweaty,t-shirts, jeans, (but hairy heads)reason, rebellion.
Which one sounds better?"Colin & Victoria""Colin & Lauren"
We went and worshipped.And we drove and we discussedprior religions.
"You’re only as hotas you are with two black eyes.”(Few test this theory.)
I leave “droppin’ it”.So that “us” comes full circleIf I die at work.
Will our heirs be bornwith short, ultra-slender thumbs?and without vowels?
"Slaughter to create.”"Distress to revitalize.”"Destroy to preserve.”
Need to “simplify©?”Sure, you could change your lifestyle,or just get some Tide®!
Here, something brand new.Do they know how to use it? Then it isn’t good.
♪ Who can take rainbows?And wrap them in a picturethat sells breast implants? ♫
Exclusive access!Exploiting all of your friendsfinally pays off.
Dying parasiteas always, blaming its hostshould ask, “did I live?”
Plaque with name/titleYour very own, private roomEloquent jargon
Racing the Mayans,those that have hated scienceput their faith in math.
Somebody enters.I pretend to avoid germsto avoid disdain.
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