February 2012
1 post
1 tag
Business Culture
December 2011
2 posts
Market-able
I know what I want …but it involves dinosaurs. I’m told they’re extinct.
November 2011
4 posts
Inside Jokes
Jokes are funnier if you can laugh with people at other people.
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Le Game
“A competition” is a useful description for everything.
What My Mom was Afraid of
fashion first, bleached hair, mohawks, chains, metal teeth, sex, mindless behavior
What My Mom Didn’t Understand
fast, sloppy, sweaty, t-shirts, jeans, (but hairy heads) reason, rebellion.
July 2011
1 post
(4/23) Misnomer?
Which one sounds better? “Colin & Victoria” “Colin & Lauren”
June 2011
6 posts
(3/23) Salad Days
We went and worshipped. And we drove and we discussed prior religions.
(2/23) Raccoon Girl
“You’re only as hot as you are with two black eyes.” (Few test this theory.)
(1/23) First Sight
I leave “droppin’ it”. So that “us” comes full circle If I die at work.
Drwnsm
Will our heirs be born with short, ultra-slender thumbs? and without vowels?
www.zero-sums.com
“Slaughter to create.” “Distress to revitalize.” “Destroy to preserve.”
The Good Ole Days™
Need to “simplify©?” Sure, you could change your lifestyle, or just get some Tide®!
May 2011
8 posts
User Testing
Here, something brand new. Do they know how to use it? Then it isn’t good.
The Adman Can
♪ Who can take rainbows? And wrap them in a picture that sells breast implants? ♫
Fab Marketing
Exclusive access! Exploiting all of your friends finally pays off.
Toohey
Dying parasite as always, blaming its host should ask, “did I live?”
Podiums
Plaque with name/title Your very own, private room Eloquent jargon
End Time
Racing the Mayans, those that have hated science put their faith in math.
About Me #1
Somebody enters. I pretend to avoid germs to avoid disdain.
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