Market-able I know what I want …but it involves dinosaurs. I’m told they’re extinct.
Inside Jokes Jokes are funnier if you can laugh with people at other people. download the hilarious image above as wallpaper for your designy gadgets: iphone, ipad, 1280 x 800, 1680 x 1050, 1920 x 1200, 2560 x 1440, all sizes
Le Game “A competition” is a useful description for everything.
What My Mom was Afraid of fashion first, bleached hair, mohawks, chains, metal teeth, sex, mindless behavior What My Mom Didn’t Understand fast, sloppy, sweaty, t-shirts, jeans, (but hairy heads) reason, rebellion.
(4/23) Misnomer? Which one sounds better? “Colin & Victoria” “Colin & Lauren”
(3/23) Salad Days We went and worshipped. And we drove and we discussed prior religions.
(2/23) Raccoon Girl “You’re only as hot as you are with two black eyes.” (Few test this theory.)
(1/23) First Sight I leave “droppin’ it”. So that “us” comes full circle If I die at work.
Drwnsm Will our heirs be born with short, ultra-slender thumbs? and without vowels?
www.zero-sums.com “Slaughter to create.” “Distress to revitalize.” “Destroy to preserve.”
The Good Ole Days™ Need to “simplify©?” Sure, you could change your lifestyle, or just get some Tide®!
User Testing Here, something brand new. Do they know how to use it? Then it isn’t good.
The Adman Can ♪ Who can take rainbows? And wrap them in a picture that sells breast implants? ♫
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Toohey Dying parasite as always, blaming its host should ask, “did I live?”
Podiums Plaque with name/title Your very own, private room Eloquent jargon
End Time Racing the Mayans, those that have hated science put their faith in math.
About Me #1 Somebody enters. I pretend to avoid germs to avoid disdain.
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