Market-able
I know what I want
…but it involves dinosaurs.
I’m told they’re extinct.
A year ago I released a kids book about all the things I’m thankful for. While this was in no way an attempt at making a “Thanksgiving book” if what I’ve written can play some small part in using this time of the year to encourage kids to be a little less shopping oriented and a little more being-thankful-for-all-the-simple-things-that-make-humanity-great oriented, I’m stoked. That said, feel free to not purchase this book on Black Friday, and instead read it here for free online . The page turning might not feel the same, but the sentiment still stands “Thanks to you all !” - Love, Dallas
Happy thanksgiving
Inside Jokes
Jokes are funnier
if you can laugh with people
at other people.
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Le Game
“A competition”
is a useful description
for everything.
What My Mom was Afraid of
fashion first, bleached hair,
mohawks, chains, metal teeth, sex,
mindless behavior
What My Mom Didn’t Understand
fast, sloppy, sweaty,
t-shirts, jeans, (but hairy heads)
reason, rebellion.
(4/23) Misnomer?
Which one sounds better?
“Colin & Victoria”
“Colin & Lauren”
(3/23) Salad Days
We went and worshipped.
And we drove and we discussed
prior religions.
(2/23) Raccoon Girl
“You’re only as hot
as you are with two black eyes.”
(Few test this theory.)
